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A girl is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then SKIP a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks" The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 2 kilos." said the doctor.

When the girl returns, she's lost nearly 6 kilos.

"Amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

The girl nods and says "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop DEAD that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

"No, from SKIPping," replied the girl.



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